Have you ever wondered what Bob Surlaw, Bob the Hamster and Not-Bob the Dinosaur Giant would look and act if they were puppets? Probably not. I, however, did. Every day, from 1998 until this very day. It haunted my dreams. It mirrors, in puddles, in the eyes of lonesome dogs, I would see my reflection, but it wasn't a human being I saw; it was a sock. A wool sock. With eyes. Mad eyes.

Enjoy the fruits of our labor. Our three children you welcome you with wide eyes and wide mouths. Treat them as if they were your own. Click on their pictues to view larger versions.