That final image is perhaps the most shocking. It is the most detailed picture of a Yo Ghost to date, and in addition to this vivid shot is a video taken by a parishioner's cell phone.

The truth is that no matter how hard Fyroa promotes the image of a peaceful Yo Ghost society, these are creatures to be feared. I went out into the streets and asked real people a real question-- "If you could tell me, in one paragraph, what comes to your mind when I say the phrase... YO GHOST?"

The answers are as follows.

FL: I once heard from a buddy of mine, that his cousin (or something) used to hang out at the docks in the Bronx, watching the shippers offload cargo from China. You see all KINDS of crazy stuff come through - jade swords, clay soldiers, and even that one time when a dozen or so malnourished kids dropped out of a cargo container. Well, this one time, he heard someone yell out to him "YO! GHOST!", and these freakish bouncing, bobbleheaded monstrosities start leaping out of the cargo ship and attacking people. Well, this guy runs out of the area as fast as he can, and doesn't really get a good look at 'em. --- FYS: Before it probably would've been something like: "Yo Ghost? Is that some kind of gangsta rapper ghost that says 'yo' all the time?" But after playing Horse Game, the first thing that pops into my head is "ze dreaded YO GHOST!" (insert echo effect here.) --- TL: Imagine a gang of teenage street toughs calling to some nervous 4th grader before they offer him cigarettes and then steal his backpack for kicks... "YO, KID". This is similar, but for some reason no one's fazed that the kid is a GHOST. That's what I thought at first, anyway. Now it's hard to remember the days before it was a greeting between a couple of white folks. --- AS: An 80s cartoon featuring the spirit of an american warfighter? --- NM: YO YO YO YO YO YO YO ~~~ --- BHD: Yogurt, and then Go-gurt. From there I start thinking about whether Go-gurt is really yogurt, or just a slimy chemical concoction with artificial flavoring. I also think about how Steve's mom used to keep it in the freezer, and how it comes in tubes like Freeze Pops. --- MD: I'm thinking of someone trying to get a ghost's attention by saying "Yo ghost!" And also maybe it's a ghost that keeps yelling "Yo!" --- AP: You do not eat YO GHOST. YO GHOST eats you. --- NED: I think of the book "Yo Yes" in which two little boys are addressing each other in single words, primarily only the words yo and yes to see if they want to play with each other. Can you imagine them asking a ghost? --- MCW: i think of the "ghost in the machine", as in EVIL DUALISM PHILOSOPHIES promoted by the ohr game walthros --- SZ: It's one of those trendy new yogarts right? Maybe it's an import. --- TH How can I be of ingesting the Yo Ghost? --- AR Yo Ghost draws near! Command? --- RM Sort of like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, except a ghost. Basically exactly like Fresh Prince. Except Will Smith is a ghost. --- DD Rocky Balboa, in the first scene of Hamlet. --- TP This is what Goro yells to Ryo Hazuki in the afterlife.

A mix of opinions, confusion, love, and fear. Fyroa may have made his fortune, but he has left America holding the bill; a ghostly bill. As we ride the ghost train into oblivion, let us never lose sight of the fact that we alone can protect our country and our planet from this threat from beyond the grave.